Pirate facial

The act of ejaculating in a girl's eye and subsequently kicking her in the shin. The resulting act of hopping on one leg and holding her eye gives her the appearance of a pirate.

"yo dude, I just gave your sister a pirate facial"
"aaarrrrgh"

by Mr. Pirate Facial February 18, 2009

Façade

A false or fake exterior to something. Usually made out of a shit stained substance. Used to make subject look better or of higher quality when really it isn’t. Typically used for superficial purposes.

Wow Gary, the outside of that home looks so magnificent, but once you pass through the front door, you can you see how much of a piece of shit façade it really was.

by TrippleJ July 23, 2018

2-Faced

A person who is phony or fake towards her/his fellow peers.

Yeah lil d is a stupid ass dick suckin ass 2-faced pussy ass bitch

by Igno June 18, 2005

Horse faced bitch

A trick ass ho wif dem crooked teef and dat longass face. dayum.

"Get ova here ya horse faced bitch...and s my d".

by The Colonel November 6, 2005

stank-faced

smoking marajuana excessively from a blunt.

I love rollin up an ounce of the sour deisel and blazing until I am stank-faced.

I got so stank-faced last night that I passed out.

by Brownstein October 10, 2005

fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.

The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

by inf1nity May 14, 2008

Irish Facial

ejaculating onto a woman's face and immedately after pouring beer on her head

Damn I shouldnt have used the guiness on that bitch when I gave her the irish facial

by jroxxx December 21, 2005