Face Jack

The action of masturbating to one's facebook pictures.

After facebook creeping on her, I totally face jacked on her photos.

by morrishall October 1, 2010

Face Hole

Used to describe a mouth or pie hole

"Oh yes the food is ready to be crammed down my face hole"

"Insert the food unit into the face hole"

"Ah yes cramming it down my face hole" - Joe W.

by Jeff Johnson August 11, 2005

Face Time

The intention of someone (most often a guy) to show their face, as often as possible, in a public crowded area in hopes to be recognized (hopefully by a girl) at later occurrences, usually at a social event.

WEDNESDAY

Steve "Hey man I'm about to go to the library to study for a huge test, and get some face time with the bitches so I can get laid this weekend"

*Stacy and Steve make eye contact in the library and they share smiles*

FIRDAY NIGHT

Stacy" Hey your that kid from the library getting face time with the bitches so you could get laid this weekend while studying at the same time...wanna fuck?"

by JBauer24 May 4, 2009

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

by grumpyboy December 27, 2005

face diaper

1) a piece of paper or cloth worn over the nose and mouth to keep figurative and literal crap coming out of the mouth or nose contained
2) people who talk crap need to wear face diapers

He talks crap therefore needs to contain it wearing a face diaper

by anonymous November 5, 2020

face painting

when you are fucking a girl you blow your load on her in a pile so you can dip your mushroom tip in it and use it like a paintbrush to paint the bitch's face, its like a 2nd degree facial.

i gave your mom a good face painting last nite.

by the December 16, 2004

Face Chugging

STEP 1- agressively grab another persons drink (perferably alcoholic) with one hand, and grabbing the collar of their shirt with the other.
STEP 2- Pull their face right close to yours and start chugging their drink.

Warning..Be sure to only do this act at the right time. for example, when your out drinkin' with good friends. Strangers don't like face chugs, but your friends will get a kick out of it....

Face Chugging--Laughing, good times, and good people interupted by a FACE CHUG!

by T January 2, 2008