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on-again, off-again relationship

An on-again, off-again relationship (otherwise known as an on-off relationship, on and off relationship, or similar) is a form of personal relationship between two people. They may wish to keep an ongoing formal relationship, but have difficulty doing so because of continuous conflicts.
On-again, off-again relationship with someone.
by blue shark 2323 November 3, 2017
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Frelationship

A frelationship is when two friends start dating, but instead of acting like they are in a relationship nothing really changes between them. These situations usually end with one of the two actually starting to have feelings for somebody, thus the frelationship just goes back to a regular friendship. There isn't a messy break, because there never really was anything in the first place.
Cassidy: Are you and Dane going out?

Emma: Yes, but it's not that serious.

Cassidy: So, it's more of a frelationship then?

Emma: Exactly.
by Cullfe March 28, 2009
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Elevation Expectation

When someone enters an elevator expecting the person closest to the panel of buttons to press one for them.
Susan walked into the elevator calling out her floor number with Elevation Expectation.
by IllinoisPam April 10, 2009
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Erection Connection

when you notice someone staring at you from across the room whom most likely has a boner from your attractiveness.
"Don't look now, Sally. There's a guy over there who's making an erection connection with you and he's not sexy."

"I think that old man overheard our conversation about giving blow-jobs. Look how he's making an erection connection with our table. Another round of margs, please!"
by Haylst0rm June 17, 2013
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Erectionaut

One who explores an erection with great enthusiasm, ferocity, and wonder.
"My ex-girlfriend was such an erectionaut. Every time we were together, she explored my cock like an astronaut on a never-before-seen planet. Good thing she didn't stab a flag into it like Neil Armstrong did to the moon."
by JoeRogue December 19, 2013
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Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.
John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.
by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014
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Erection Selection

Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.
Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?

Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?

Doorman: You like dat baby...
by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016
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