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Dookie Ears

An insult/nickname to someone you either like/hate. Makes fun of them for either being retarded or faint of hearing. Could also be used casually in a social situation.
example 1: "Hey whatsup Dookie ears"

example 2: "Hey whats up?"

"What did you say?"
"I said Whats up, you got Dookie ears or something?"

Example 3: "Dude, that guy is fucking retarded he must have Dookie ears or something."
by KY$-REAL November 7, 2019
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The dookie effect

A eerie feeling that makes you shirt and fart (Shart)
Natalie experienced the dookie effect and sharted in her std infected grandmar panties.
by Pasta_s15 March 26, 2022
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dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.
"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning
by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025
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Dookie slammed

When one lowers a vehicle until it drags it's nuts. Typically on shitty coil overs and steel wheels with no hubcaps.

#dookieslammed
Damn bro your civic is dookie slammed hard!!
by Zombiediver January 5, 2017
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dookie

by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021
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Dookie

The shit that comes out of your bum hole.
by Krysco October 14, 2018
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Dookie dick

Tyrone had a dookie dick so I won’t sleep with him. His dick was so ugly that it looked like a truckers dookie.
by americathegreat June 18, 2022
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