Dolphin Dick

When you wear very uncomfortable pants that make you penis fold or bend, or inexplicably you piss in random directions missing the seat entirely

"Ew, don't go in that stall, some guy with Dolphin Dick pissed all over the toilet seat and bowl"

by ButHonestlyWhyThough January 13, 2020

Hurting Dolphins

Masturbating to the point when it becomes painful. Often in the case of single men.

Patrick had been single for 7 months, so it's safe to assume he had a case of the hurting dolphins.

by PattyMac January 12, 2009

The Dolphin Slide

The Dolphin slide is when a girl is getting fucked and the guy tries to slip it into her ass and she turns around and goes, "uh uh, uh uh, uh uh"

This guy tried to do the dolphin slide on me!

by dslfjafe January 21, 2010

Black Dolphin

When a woman of African american descent sits her naked bottom in water an suck water into her asshole then unexpectedly squirts it in your face

Last night kia sucked water in to her asshole an squirted in my face then laughed an said that's what I call the black dolphin

by Chris wim May 20, 2019

dolphin style

Performing the "money shot" on a girl/guy to the Flipper theme music, while swaying your upper body in the manner of a dolphin moving backwards on the surface of water.

Last night I gave my a wife money shot, dolphin style. I even slapped my arms together like flippers.

by Educator69 December 22, 2010

dolphin balls

The phrase used to describe when a person is completely mentally retarded.

Man, Mrs. N is fucking dolphin balls!

by Christopherr December 24, 2006

suck it, dolphin

Slang term used by Smith; typically used right before the act of smiting.

He cried, "SUCK IT, DOLPHIN", just as he smacked the bitch across the head with an extension cord.

by Kilroy January 28, 2004