spank the dolphine

to masturbate at sea

I was at the beach and felt kind of horny so I decided to spank the dolphine

by Aaron with one A May 29, 2008

dolphin f*cking

Having rediculous, over the top, fake, porn-star type sex with the girl on top flapping about looking like a dumb ass dolphin. Most commonly observed in water (i.e. a pool) with the male sex partner in the seated postion. See the horribly bad movie Showgirls featuring Elizabeth Berkley.

Person A: Dude, why are they dolphin f*cking in the jacuzzi?
Person B: I don't know but I'm never getting in there again!

by avis2783 October 16, 2012

Dolphin

It's when your in the vagina of a female and then put it in the anus unexpectedly and they make a dolphin nose

We went at it last night and I full out " dolphin-Ed " her

by Damnboyyourhard July 26, 2016

Dolphin Porn

What Jotaro Kujo loves to watch

Jotaro is secretly jerking off to Dolphin Porn

by Saitama 777 November 30, 2021

Chocolate Dolphin

1) While a couple completing the process of the sex position 69, either partner proceeds on making dolphin noises, exciting the other until he/she farts and dejects fecal matter.

2) After dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.

3) A piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.

1) Man (in process of completing 69 with woman): "Yeah baby! Yeah!" *begins sudden dolphin calls*
Woman (getting excited): "Oh baby!" *farts*
Man: "That's it baby! Almost there! *continues his dolphin calls*
Woman (farting, then shits): "Oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!"

2) Teenage dude: "Yo Bryce, you've got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! But plug your nose bro. Shit stinks!"

3) Little girl: "Wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! You know I love chocolate, and dolphins!"

by Tiny Squirrels January 2, 2012

The Delph

A nickname for Arkadelphia, a small town in Clark County, Arkansas. It is best known for its two universities, Ouachita Baptist University and Henderson State University.

Ted: I hear Clark County just went wet.

Bob: Yep, I'm heading over to the delph to grab some booze.

by darthawesum March 17, 2011

Bakers Dolphin

The act of excreting upon an erect penis held down and using the spring-back motion of the penis to launch the excrement in a diving board like manner into the waiting mouth of a hungry homosexual.

Neil-"oh man, i was wasted last night, apparently we gave steve a bakers dolphin, hopefully he doesn't remember"

Steve-"oh why does my mouth taste like someone took a dump in it"

Jeff- "might want to brush your teeth mate"

by Pissfistercumtumbler December 24, 2010