elbow dicking

The act of poking a random stranger from around the grab bar on a very busy subway train at 5:30 PM in New York City. With your penis of course. How else do you poke anyone?

I was elbow dicking some guy on the subway today. He now has AIDS.

by MLGillumernaty420 August 7, 2014

The Dickinson Rule

When you're playing Beer Pong and the ball goes past the opposition and underneath a shit load of furniture, everyone starts counting down from 5 and if the ball is not found, you either drink 3 swigs or sell items of the furniture.

The balls gone underneath the furniture! The Dickinson rule! Sell everything!

Or...you've been Dickinsoned

by PJeffz September 13, 2015

self dicking

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.

I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016

extreme dankiosity

this word is only used when a meme is so dank that "super ultra dank" isn't even enough

Paul:Did you see the frog meme?

Phil:Yeah, that's some extreme dankiosity.

by XX_DANKMAN_XX December 8, 2016

Ninja Dicking

Whe your are accused of have sex with someone you didnt. You were so good and slick that you didnt even know you had sex with her.

"I didnt have sex with her!"

" must be that ninja dicking."

by Mr. Lunch box June 26, 2017

twittle dicking

The act of wasting time or staling.

My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.

by cuntmuffin6626 July 1, 2017

duck dicking

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."

Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.

by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017