A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
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Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.
She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...
She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.
Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.
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Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.
Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.
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Guy 1: "Did you buy another loud exhaust?"
Guy 2: "Yep, going to install it today."
Guy 1: "Damn, you're already becoming a car-dick."
Guy 2: "Yep, going to install it today."
Guy 1: "Damn, you're already becoming a car-dick."
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