Dick

A dick is something you can put in a pussy

I’m going to get some dick tonight

by Hdjsodkr August 20, 2019

Dick

Brandon my friends crush’s brother

Your a dick brandon

by Beckett Vanderslice August 22, 2019

Dick

A big nonce normally called Alfie. They are gay and have loads of fake friends and can’t deal with losing

Wow he’s a proper dick for cheating on you

by Luk_freemen78937 August 23, 2019

Dick

In New Zealand, a Dick (Pronounced Deck by Aussies) is a hard space, that is most enjoyed outside. Being on the Dick is a great place to be, but make sure you don't fall off. Many Dicks come in many sizes and colors, and shapes. Some people preffer a Small Dick, while others love a big Dick to party on. Sometimes in the summer, a Dick can get very dry and damaged, and in the winter a Dick can get very wet. All Dicks should support at least ten people on and should be very hard. This is why looking after your Dick should be important, otherwise, nobody would want to be on your Dick.

Ohh my, he has the biggest Dick in the neighborhood.

Gotta clean my Dick before they come, look at the state of it?

by Crazy Mozambician September 2, 2019

dick

A universal standard unit of measure for anything including time, distance, weight, currency, etc.

It will be approximately 5 to 10 dicks before I get there, but don't worry because I have the 100 dicks I owe you from the other night.

by yoey barns September 3, 2019

Dick

A machine that makes babies and make mayonaise

I ate dick sauce in hamburger

by Dick sucking fag September 9, 2019

Dick

A dick? Bitch....a dick is what a male has , you stupid men can fuck girls with it, or piss with, don't be dumb looking this up, u know what it is, u just wasted minutes of your life looking this up

Dick ...just a dick...

by Girly2737 September 10, 2019