deck of death

tha best drinking game ever. it gets awsomely crazy!

lets get the beer and thn go to tha park and play deck of death

by CANDiiE August 29, 2006

deck ho

A deck ho is what you are entitled to approximately two to be exact when you own a boat or vessel larger than 25ft. Their sole purpose is to wear a tiny bikini and look good, they can also be used to clean the deck, cut bait and serve beer

Wow sweet boat I wish I had a boat over 25 FT I sure could use a couple of deck hos to scrub my deck an get me a beer

by Capt BJ October 13, 2013

Dock the chopper

Cutting your pubic hairs too short.

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016

deck hardener

A type of protective layer for your deck!

Jones: wassup bro my deck is hardening
Richard:whatcha using for it to harden then
Jones: Deck hardener! its so hard i can stab a knife into it now
Richard: dayummmmm son thats some hard deck

by Alpacamon9000 May 26, 2017

deck a hoe

To slap a mother fucker so hard they die

Im boutta deck a hoe

by decked a hoe December 16, 2017

Deck Beers

The act of enjoying cold beer on a deck with friends. May include Patio Beers, Creek Beers, Breakfast Beers, River Beers, Hiking Beers, Golfing Beers, After Work Beers, Lunchtime at work beers, Mowing The Lawn Beers, Walking Beers, Cleaning the house beers, Bar beers, New Place Beers, Brewery Beers, Celebration Beers, ect....

I cannot wait to have cold deck beers after work

by Patio Beers July 28, 2018

Deck

A) A verb meaning to completely eliminate, obliterate or Totally wipe off the board

B) a place in a usually more expensive house where the floor is suspended above the ground via stilts or pillars

Bro this next test finna deck my grade.

Let’s have the party on the deck.

by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 5, 2019