Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.

I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.

by Goosey Goose October 17, 2023

dic-dancing

being a slow poke or slacker. Stalling for time.Pissing around

Stop dic-dancing and lets go

by unknown killa June 11, 2006

Assignment Dancing

The little dance a student performs whilst doing an assignment. This is usually associated with assignments that the student does not wish to do but has to, or assignments being completed whilst listening to music; or both.

The dance often contains little head bobs and elbow movements.

"I can't stop assignment dancing, it must be because economics is so boring!"

by Ausadian August 23, 2009

Disco Dancing

Dancing to late-night disco funk at abandoned Dim Sum restaurants in Chinatown in downtown Manhattan.

Oh, he's just disco dancing again at the Dim Sum Palace in Chinatown. What a champ.

by disco_stewwww September 10, 2010

Morrisons dancing

This is Morris dancing performed in a particular British supermarket, namely Morrison's.

Did you see those people Morrisons dancing by the deli counter?

by Little Computer Nerd November 25, 2011

Finger dancing

When you finger a bunch of women at the same time

Bruhhhh.. I was at this party last night and ended up finger dancing all night.

by Curled cheese curds September 20, 2016

Lamp dancing

The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.

"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"

by The Erotic Frenchie June 12, 2017