German Whoopie Cushion

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.

Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!

by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 30, 2011

can crusher

"While doing a chick on her back, you stand up, pick her hips off the ground, twist her legs, and drop down into her"

"I told the ho I was into the environment, and then pulled the can crusher"

by mattz62 May 28, 2008

crusherexia

when one is crushing majorly on a boy/girl, and they loose their ability to eat because all they can do is think about their crush.

Ever since i started liking Billy i have been suffering from crusherexia.

by Lysette Alisa May 13, 2006

cushy

An adjective to describe a person or the actions of said person who has had it so easy in life that they have become lazy and indulgent.

Ari and Danielle have become so cushy, yesterday they wanted to talk about 401k's and drink stout over dancing and talking about music.

by Titty Jon October 25, 2013

cushion burner

When a woman is so bitchy you want to smash her face in the couch cushion and press as hard as you can while slam fucking her in the ass as hard as possible

When Sandra gave Jason the cold shoulder, he knew she was definitely a cushion burner.

by Mike Payne June 11, 2008

casheesh

money used exclusively for the purchase of marijuana

I wanted to buy some bud, but i left my casheesh at home

by nom du plume April 5, 2011

Crushed linen

Crushed linen... Means to wear various name brands clothing items at one time..

To wear a Adidas sweatshirt with nike sweatpants and van sneakers would be "crushed linen" on the first day of school and you may be laughed at.

by Hoodwink5179 November 23, 2020