cucalash

1. a food that looks like road kill on the street.

2. My nickname

homer:"do you have a mens room in there?"
paki: "NO! ONLY CUCALASH! mens room in tower!"
- best episode... god bless america

by cucalash September 24, 2003

cuckalucka

Something of a nasty, gross or disgusting origin.

"It smells cuckalucka in here. I think somebody farted and left the room."

"You eat liver and onions? Cuckalucka!"

by Scotty Smith November 16, 2007

cucharando

spooning in spanish

We were cucharando all nite long

by lissmikel January 12, 2009

cuban baby

a brother or sister that looks really tan compared to the rest of your family, consumes Cuban sandwiches and quests on Wow resulting in a decrease of personal hygiene. often speedy. local law varies but it a sign must be in plain sight to mark the home of a Cuban baby either inside or outside of the Cuban baby's residence.

MT: "why's devon so dark?"
Name: "he's a cuban baby."

"devon is a cuban baby"

by waynega May 25, 2009

Cubany

Pronunciation: \ˈkyü-bən-eeeeeeeeee\
adj - Typical of houses in Miami, ceramic or stonework of cheap material designed to have an ornate or regal appearance but is really fucking gawdy

My wife and I wanted to buy this house in Hialeah but the bathrooms and the fake stone fireplace in the living room were too Cubany. How tacky, who needs a fucking fireplace in Miami anyway? It was 90 degrees last Christmas.

by Dino Crocetti October 6, 2009

Cuban Footlocker

The act of two lesbians engaged in a mutual toe job while donning Fidel Castro and JFK costumes and smoking cigars.

Sally and Gina got down for a lovely evening of Latin style lovemaking and role play that culminated in a Cuban Footlocker.

by ramblincatzsquaker July 25, 2011

cubancrapurself

the sickness you get after arriving home from cuba. many say it is caused from the food and water.

SYMPTOMS:
sweats
crapping your pants
constant running to the bathroom
wet farts

"how was cuba man?"
"it was awesome, but now i have the cubancrapurself"

by sluttyeyes August 20, 2011