crunk juice 

Pure soda syrup without carbonated water. This contains ungodly amounts of sugar and caffeine and can be hazardous to one's health when guzzled. To get Crunk Juice, simply walk up to a self-serve soda fountain, slide the card with the soda's logo on it upwards, and press the exposed button halfway down. This works best with Vault or Mountain Dew, b/c of the high sugar and caffeine. This gives you a great boost for about 3-4 hours but after that, you crash.

I needed a pick-me-up at work the other day, so I poured myself some Crunk Juice. After that I was running around like a squirrel on speed.

crunk juice by Dragomir Andreyevich August 3, 2007

crunk juice 

crunk

\Crunk\ (kru^ngk), Crunkle \Crun"kle\ (kru^ng"k'l), v. i. Cf. Icel. kr?nka to croak. To cry like a crane. Obs. ``The crane crunketh.''


juice...
v. intr.
Slang. To drink alcoholic beverages excessively.

basically... a "supposedly" alchoholic beverage... well , i'll let you decide

`lil-jon`... thanks to you we now can't stop saying your famous one-phrasers such as what? ok yeah and get crunk with my crunk juice thanks alot you asshole

crunk juice by $$$$$$$$$$$$$$MONEY$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ October 25, 2004

crunk factory 

a place (usually a basement) where bandidos meet to either drink to get drunk or smoke to get high.

"Man Last night was so crazy at the crunk factory"

crunk factory by Bandido Joe November 20, 2006

crunk juice 

a Drink that is just like red bull that gives you energy to party

lets get some crunk juice so we can party

crunk juice by John May 13, 2005

crunk monkeys 

monkeys that sipped too much of that patronee

kyla was so hung over she didnt know she was fucking sum crunk monkeys

crunk monkeys by skeet busicuit December 3, 2007

crunk juice 

IBC cream soda.
Because it comes in glass bottles and resembles beer.

Shit, lets head out to wal-mart and get some crunk juice.

crunk juice by John Blondin July 1, 2005

crunk juice 

shit to get you crunk and excited...namely alcohol

lemme get some of this crunk juice up in me and this shit bout to be liva than a muthafucka

crunk juice by alk May 13, 2005