crunk juice 

crunk

\Crunk\ (kru^ngk), Crunkle \Crun"kle\ (kru^ng"k'l), v. i. Cf. Icel. kr?nka to croak. To cry like a crane. Obs. ``The crane crunketh.''


juice...
v. intr.
Slang. To drink alcoholic beverages excessively.

basically... a "supposedly" alchoholic beverage... well , i'll let you decide

`lil-jon`... thanks to you we now can't stop saying your famous one-phrasers such as what? ok yeah and get crunk with my crunk juice thanks alot you asshole

crunk juice by $$$$$$$$$$$$$$MONEY$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ October 25, 2004

crunk factory 

a place (usually a basement) where bandidos meet to either drink to get drunk or smoke to get high.

"Man Last night was so crazy at the crunk factory"

crunk factory by Bandido Joe November 20, 2006

crunk juice 

a Drink that is just like red bull that gives you energy to party

lets get some crunk juice so we can party

crunk juice by John May 13, 2005

crunk monkeys 

monkeys that sipped too much of that patronee

kyla was so hung over she didnt know she was fucking sum crunk monkeys

crunk monkeys by skeet busicuit December 3, 2007

crunk juice 

IBC cream soda.
Because it comes in glass bottles and resembles beer.

Shit, lets head out to wal-mart and get some crunk juice.

crunk juice by John Blondin July 1, 2005

crunk juice 

shit to get you crunk and excited...namely alcohol

lemme get some of this crunk juice up in me and this shit bout to be liva than a muthafucka

crunk juice by alk May 13, 2005

Crunk-a-dile

(noun) A crocodile/alligator (or a person with crocodile-esque skin, a crocodile-esque teeth, or in any way shape or form resembeling a crocodile) who gets drunk and stoned at the same time. See Crunk

Craig: oh man...I don't remember a damn thing from last night. I was too drunk.

Eric: well, we gave that ugly woman with the crooked teeth and the scales on her hands a joint and a 24 pack. In a matter of minutes we turned her into a crunk-a-dile.

Craig: That's just nasty man.

Crunk-a-dile by Tom Pants February 13, 2008