Cricket

An object that is not level or parallel. Not plumb. Also known as “Crooked”

Hey Woodman, we need to do a cable adjustment on PT 15 at lunch. The beam is cricket.

Higher up the spikes, the pallet is cricket.

by Vagankle June 21, 2022

Cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at football (aka soccer).

Barry sucked at football as youth, so he tried out for the cricket team instead.

by Fred P. Snarffington June 07, 2024

cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at soccer.

Barry sucked at soccer as a youth, so he took up Cricket instead.

by Fred P. Snarffington June 07, 2024

Crickets

Something you say after a long and awkward silence. If something is silent, you would be able to hear crickets chirping, hence the phrase.

Guy: So when's the big day??
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?

Dead silence.

Guy 2: Crickets

by Space Wrangler August 05, 2021

cricket

The game of cricket is a game where everyone hates England equally.

Fuck not those cricket Poms again

by cricketontopjeremy November 22, 2023

cricket

people say that cricket is a boys sport but that is only because they don't want to go up against the girls, if they did they would so lose. Cricket is a hard sport but silly people think that you do nothing, try batting for 120 balls then I want to see what you say. Sprinters would be good pace bowlers and cross country runners would be good batsmen.

person1: cricket is so freakin lame and easy
person2: oh yeah go bat for 120 balls without getting out and then honestly tell me its easy

by pineapplepeeps April 04, 2018

Cricket

Short for map cricket is some one who caters to pedophiles I.e someone of legal age acting like a child for clout

*sees a video of an 18 y/o acting like a toddler*
F*cking cricket (or) ew map cricket

by Gritit July 29, 2021