A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.
Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
by The Few June 6, 2014
Get the curb cricketmug. The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.
Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.
by Smegladon December 18, 2023
Get the Polish Pencil Cricketmug. by Carameldancer May 16, 2025
Get the Cum cricketmug. For people of the Indian subcontinent (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka) and a few other countries, LIFE. Also, everyone hate the Aussies.
The GIF below is a historic moment in cricket. Nicknamed 'the ball of the century', bowled by Shane Warne (AUS) to dismiss Michael Getting (ENG) during the first test of the 1993 Ashes, this ball gained historic status in cricket because of its unearthly change of direction which is generally not seen in a normal cricket spin delivery.
by nsn2635 July 13, 2021
Get the Cricketmug. It’s a person who doesn’t speak up when they have the chance to make a change, but then complains about the outcome after the fact.
Mom #1 : I hate the new soccer coach, he is awful.
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket
by Macon P. March 4, 2023
Get the Shit-Cricketmug. Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.
The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks
by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018
Get the ditch cricketmug. by High Boss December 9, 2020
Get the cricketelymug.