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Catholicism

The faith of boring people weekly on sundays way to fucking early in the morning and if you don’t feel dead inside when you are part of this faith then it isn’t working.
“What religion do you believe in?”

“Catholicism, sorry I said it wrong, I am forced to believe in being tortured every Sunday and felling dead inside.”
by Depressy duck January 30, 2018
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Blow It Out Your Ear Craphole

An expression used in modern culture meaning that the "Craphole" in question should "Blow 'It' out their ear"
Biff: I so beat you in that game man
Bill: Blow it out your ear craphole
by Cracker Jay February 21, 2003
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catholic

the only people entitled to call themselves catholics are protestants, because we believe in the universal priesthood of all believers.
the correct terms for roman catholics are either romanist or papist, because they are members of the roman church and worshippers of the papacy.
i protest the truth of holy scripture, and the true catholic, universal, spiritual church of all believers.
by soundprod August 31, 2006
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crapaholic

addictively crappy
man this is some crapaholic shit yawww!!!
by Aalaap April 20, 2003
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Catholic Wallet

Euphemism for a young boy's anus.
Shut the fuck up or I'll kick you in the Catholic wallet
by It's Too Cold December 12, 2009
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caraholic

Someone who is addicted to the buying selling and trading of cars. often will buy more than one a month. Always wants something a little better. Loves to drive!
Wow that is the third car Bob has bought this month he is such a caraholic.
by Red274 February 12, 2009
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the catholic university of america

THE Catholic University of America is the finest learning institution on the eastern seaboard. Its students are great at going to church hungover, because Saturdays are for the boys and getting lit. Also, its important to know that THE Catholic University is a life style, and emphasis must be put on the "THE" so that everyone understands its significance.
"Bro you're drunk you need to get back home"
"I am home, my home is THE Catholic University of America."
"Stfu, go back to your dorm. We have mass at 10:30 tomorrow morning."
by n1ckL October 4, 2017
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