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butt cowboy 

A derogatory term for a homosexual, made famous by Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs.
Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse.

Nice Guy Eddie: Of course not, you'd keep me for yourself, you sick bastard. Four years of fuckin' punks up the ass you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you see one.
butt cowboy by FlickO April 25, 2009
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Space Cowboy 

noun a cool/hip and slightly aloof individual who regularly gets super high and goes about his normal buisness constantly getting stoned.
That space cowboy is flying at the speed of cheeba!
Space Cowboy by HowYouDoin316 January 20, 2009

bear ninja cowboy

A variation of paper rock scissors where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a bear, ninja, or cowboy. The bear mauls the ninja to death, the ninja kicks the cowboy's ass, and the cowboy shoots the bear.
Okay man, bear beats ninja, ninja beats cowboy, and cowboy beats bear.

Porcelain Cowboy 

Banging a girl from behind while she vomits into a toilet. Best used when said girl is completely hammered.
I gave Cally the Porcelain Cowboy last night. She was so trashed. I was like 'Yippee Ki-ah mother fucker! *smack*'
Porcelain Cowboy by jterry September 16, 2007

gay cowboy sex 

gay cowboy sex is one of the many popular events that occur at ram ranch also at orgies in texas witch is well known for having cowboys
Hey did you see the new video of that guy having gay cowboy sex.
gay cowboy sex by peen4178 September 4, 2019

Windshield Cowboy 

Someone who pretends to be a horse-riding cowboy, but who actually is more at home behind the wheel of a Jeep.
President Bush may like to be seen as a swaggering cowboy, but former Mexican President Vicente Fox thinks George W. is anything but. Appearing on CNN's Larry King Live, Fox explained why he referred to Bush as a "windshield cowboy" in his new book. Said Fox: "He drives very well. But I don't think he rides horses very well."
Windshield Cowboy by David Benton February 14, 2008

Epileptic Cowboy 

A sexual act which involves seven females and one male. The male performs a "shooting cowboy" maneuver whilst moving his face in such a way that replicates an epileptic fit. All this is done whilst simultaneously fingering, orally pleasuring, footing, fucking and rimming the women.
Tom: Dude how was the party last night?
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!
Epileptic Cowboy by Pecker112 November 16, 2012