if looks could kill

A phrase used to denote a glare or angry look at someone that is so intense, it would kill someone with just the intensity of the emotion behind it (if that were possible). Typically used when someone is extremely angry about something but can’t openly speak about it.

“I heard she caught him cheating and left, but they ran into each other at the party last night. If looks could kill, he’d already be dead.”

by wordley September 20, 2022

how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...

Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km

Actual Answer: Eleven!

by crazyskeggy December 13, 2012

Colt

Wicked gun brand that manufacture revolvers like the Python and the Diamondback, and also make the M16 assault rifle.

Dude, shoot that biatch with your Colt Diamondback.

by Rohan November 16, 2003

So cold I could shit

1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.

1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.

by Rubber Spoon November 27, 2007

this could be us but you playin

A joke, often in meme form, that has a picture of an unattractive or ghetto couple (or a couple doing weird things) that says, "this could be us but you playin."

*picture of woman shaving guy's butt*

THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU PLAYIN

by FimogenFeels April 13, 2014

Colton Darst

Colton Joshua Darst, my very dear friend who has recently passed away. A wonderful person who will be dearly missed. A true friend.

Colton Darst was a wonderful friend, and person in general. His name means cool and although he was he was very sweet.

by R.I.P November 26, 2006

Colt

Colt is a word spawned from a Man named Colt Melvin Lewis. Known by his friends as Colstradamus because of his knowledge of all things obvious, and ability to do extremely gnarly things without consequence. The term Colt can replace any other word one can think of to enhance conversation, or just explain a situation.

Colt those Colting Colts, i'm Colting the Colt out of here, Colt!
Screw those Fucking guys, i'm getting the hell out of here, Peace!

by JamesPatrick September 16, 2010