Cone Action

Taking a dump. Also known as Cone Axshone. The symbol for this act is \ /.

Man, I just ate a pile of tacos and now it's time for cone action!

by Muggsman December 27, 2008

clonesia

Always wanting to call someone by a different name, or actually doing it, because they look like or remind you of that other person. A disorder closely related to "namesia."

My clonesia kicked in as I saw "Al" walking toward me -- no, that's "Charlie" (I think). So, I kept my greeting to a simple, "Hi, how are ya?"

by Linwood May 4, 2009

Cone-dom

A special brand of profalactic, commonly used by people with traffic cone sized cocks, of course this makes their bell - ends oddly shapen but still rips vadge good and proper.

Robin: Aww man, i can never find any condoms that fit my traffic cone shaped willy!
Michael: Dont worry buddy - take this cone-dom!
Robin: Phew, youre a life saver buddy, my grannies coming over tonight you see, for a joint think.
Michael:.......

by Spunkmuffin March 1, 2010

Clonebain

One who idolizes the late frontman of Nirvana, Kurt Cobain, so much they they take to copying all aspects of his image and persona.

How to spot a Clonebain:

Chin length, usually bleached blond hair.

Converse sneakers, possibly with such writing as "Fuhgawz" and "Punk Rock Means Freedom"
Old ratty Nirvana t-shirts
Old ratty t-shirts of bands who Kurt Cobain have worn at one point. Examples include Flipper, Daniel Johnston and Sebadoh
Jackie O Glasses
Extreme cases include suicide

by El Scottcho September 17, 2010

Choner

Getting an awkward erection during a church service.

Dude, I was in church the other day and had to walk down for communion with a raging choner!

by fender12 February 22, 2011

cone hoop

Homosexual sex with a ginger

Will was going to cone hoop Taylor because they are both homosexuals who enjoy sex with other men.

by Flagrant-two June 22, 2011

Cone of Uncertainty

That hazy, fuzzy space and time where you wake up next to someone whose name you may or may not know, either or both of you in various states of undress, totally uncertain as to whether, how, or how frequently you may have had sex the night before.

"Tequila... I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I woke up inside the 'Cone of Uncertainty' with a dude from my days at Tulane..."

by BGDTootSweet August 29, 2011