Catholic Bagel

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.

As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.

by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023

Trinity Catholic High School

A school full of nitties and Essex bitches. Only a few calm guys that really make money but most man force the badness. You will find well respected nitties in this school like kyja and tyrell. Overall this school is really fucked but you’ll enjoy your time here.

Person 1: yo what school do you go g?
Person 2: Trinity Catholic High School my guy
Person 1: omds say swear you must be a nitty faggot

by Trapcash15 November 28, 2021

Catholic

Yoo, so I went to private school....... private Catholic Christian school.

In class, I was talking to someone and he said something stupid dumb and I reply " bro da hell man"

And I get to principal's office for using " innappopriate language " also " swearing "
And another time some stupid-ass decided to throw damn POOP he found on the floor.
I ignore it
2 months later I'm like to this Dumbass " Ayo bruh why the "heck" ya throw that damn POOP that you found on the ground at me ?" "HUH"
This kid strait up starts having a damn mental breakdown this was in 5th grade like less than 5 years ago
ALSO in 6th grade, I got paired up with a teacher who thought that "shut up was a swear word"
Here is definition btw
One of the largest religions in the world in wich, everything is a "sin", sex, masturbating, damn bro, even going to the beach and accidentally see 1 girl in a bikini

Person 1: "Hey! That's a catholic, lets torment him by telling each other to shut the hell up"
Person 2: "Yooo, great idea lad eshays btw SHUT THE HELL UP"
Later they giggle in class.

by DrBiGBallZ December 1, 2021

St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School

A place where happiness , joy and laugher goes to die in the town of Oakville which is home to rich old white people. All the good teachers leave and half the students are back stabbing , rumour spreading wanna be regina George's .The education is non existent and the teachers bump up the grades of dumb rich kids to keep their parents happy.With Teachers who are tired of their lives and make an effort to deplete happiness if ur parents plan to send u there I'm sorry to inform u that they hate you.

I have depression

can be rephrased as....
I go to St. Gregory the Great Catholic Elementary School

by anonymous December 4, 2021

St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022

st marys catholic school

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.

i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~

by gaypanic4lottie October 30, 2022

I’m a Catholic

That is a thing you said. I actually listen to people.

Hym “I’m a fan. I watch your show all the time. You said “I’m a Catholic” sooo.... Go. Do Catholicism. 👉😾 Do it. Do the book and do it right.”

by Hym Iam November 4, 2022