Much like a captain of industry, a captain of "win"dustry excels at generating massive amounts of win like no one else's business, and/or amassing an immense amount of win over a long period of time. Such a person contributes greatly to the community at large by being awesome and detracting from the suckage and failure of others through their actions.
Chet: That dude just sunk five cups in a row in pong, made out with three chicks and talked the cops out of busting our party all while getting a Killtacular in Halo.
Brad: That bro is totally a captain of windustry.
Brad: That bro is totally a captain of windustry.
by G-guy May 28, 2010
Get the captain of windustrymug. Notorious hacker from the late 1980's. Is said to have performed the biggest hack ever, when he changed all the clocks at AT&T inorder to turn nightime rates into daytime rates, and vice versa.
by Stuntman November 2, 2004
Get the Captain Zapmug. A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.
"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."
by frank pubes April 24, 2006
Get the captain bumsexmug. Teen - “ Mam look am Captain Diabeetus”
Mam- “ Put your clothes on and take that blanket from your neck. You need your insulin”
Mam- “ Put your clothes on and take that blanket from your neck. You need your insulin”
by Floppy sticks September 23, 2018
Get the Captain Diabeetusmug. Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!
"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."
"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"
"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"
"Better call Captain Spam."
"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"
"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"
by The Growler September 8, 2014
Get the Captain Spammug. The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.
by Mr.funster February 19, 2018
Get the Captain Hookedmug. Captain Ahab's nephew's horse, known for being wider than he is long. Also, pseudonym of Little Mikey from Life cereal
by PriapicExpectations March 12, 2015
Get the Captain Cohadmug.