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butter my bagel

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.
The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.
by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012
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churns my butter

Southern term for when someone makes you sexually aroused or intrigued.
He really churns my butter.
by Tympanic Pulse February 13, 2013
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butter beast

A rather large, possibly obese individual
I'm so bloated! Feeling like such a butter beast!!!!
by skingirl March 14, 2010
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Buttered Up

I can't rub one out unless I'm buttered up.

She was buttered up when I got home so I had to tap dat.

This KY warming gel is the best way to butter up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
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wang butter

Semen, cum, jizz, love juice, spooge excetra.

the stuff that comes out of the dudes cock after he nuts.
Man, I had her face totaly covered in wang butter
by Nathan Carrier October 20, 2006
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Peanut Butter Detergent

When you shit in someones washer right before they run it but without them knowing it.
Totally gave that guys load some peanut butter detergent.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
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catshit and apple butter

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.
by harry flashman July 6, 2003
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