A term referring a cock buffer.
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Get the gobble buffer mug.A strategy teachers done by teachers to correct bad behavior from students. This is done by placing badly behaved students around good or quiet students in hopes that the bad student will learn from the good student how to be good.
“I can’t believe my seat got moved next to Jacob”
“Yeah he’s so loud and mean.”
“I feel like a behavior buffer.”
“Yeah he’s so loud and mean.”
“I feel like a behavior buffer.”
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The Tommy buffer is accounting for additional time when inviting a Tommy to an event. The buffer scales based on the importance of the event, and can range from 30 minutes to 2 days.
I’m so excited for my party but I had to use the Tommy buffer to make sure that Tommy was there on time.
by Jluke2024 February 15, 2024
Get the Tommy buffer mug.The term “brain buffer” refers to that brief mental loading pause when someone asks you something and your brain needs a few seconds to process before you can respond.
"Ms. Johnson called on me and my brain buffer kicked in I swear I knew the answer, it just took a second to load."
by LaggyLegend January 27, 2026
Get the brain buffer mug.Term referring to a person (typically a privileged gay man, though not exclusively) who, by personal conviction or agreement with their partner, exploits surrogacy ("womb leasing") in a deeply selfish or exploitative manner. Their primary motivation is to fulfill their desire for parenthood (whether immediate or future) without properly considering the physical, emotional, social, or economic well-being of the surrogate mother before, during, or after the pregnancy.
Ugh, another wealthy influencer flying to Ukraine for cheap surrogacy. Dude's not even hiding his baby buyer vibes – zero mention of the surrogate's healthcare or aftercare. Just flexing his 'dad journey'.
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Get the Big Buford mug.Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.
Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.
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