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bum-upper

Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!

As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:

Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums

(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')

Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)

Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)
by Dexterity August 10, 2006
mugGet the bum-uppermug.

Rage Bumming

An aggressive act of sodomy used as a method of catharsis or to exact revenge.
As he watched Lee crash about the house in a beer-fuelled fury, Joe correctly feared that he would later be a victim of a drunken rage bumming.
by Zygmont Quade March 18, 2010
mugGet the Rage Bummingmug.

bum liquor

The juice between your bum cheeks when you have a wet fart mixed with sweat.
I went down on the misses last night and licked her ass hole and got a mouth full of bum liquor
by Birdman999 March 9, 2018
mugGet the bum liquormug.

bum gun

the bum gun provides a little pleasure while cleaning your bottom.

get that bum gun out of my face!
by Big Lemon August 9, 2012
mugGet the bum gunmug.

Snuffle Bum

Sexual act. Usually between two males, or a male and a very manly female with anal hair. One partner lays down on their stomach exposing their anus, the other starts from the Gooch or Vagina and sniffs all the way to the Bum Crack, possibly getting some shit stuck in his/her nose.
Joanna the man woman was pleased when John gave her a refresshing Snuffle Bum. Although she acted disgusted.
by Matt and Abigail August 3, 2008
mugGet the Snuffle Bummug.

Bum-Mouthing

The act of putting your finger up someones back c*** (bumhole) and then inserting that finger into that person mouth via fish hook method

(this is rather like the RUSTY FISH HOOK, however this method uses the victims bum aswell as mouth)
It was early in the morning, tom and jack were lying together semi naked. Whilst giggling, jack casually... BUMMOUTHED tom

After the BUM-MOUTHING, tom was visibly shaken and had to lie down
by Joedude20 September 28, 2010
mugGet the Bum-Mouthingmug.

Bum Squamp

Typically occurring at a night club or any other social event involving a crowd of people, the Bum Squamp takes affect when you (or a beloved partner) may be dancing and another individual places their butt (intentionally or unintentionally) on yours and begins to gyrate to the rhythm of the music.
That lady last night was totally bump squamping me OR Man I'm getting bum squamped right now OR Man I got a total case of the bum squamps
by Akshaark July 1, 2017
mugGet the Bum Squampmug.

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