blumpkin juice

The toilet water that one drinks after giving a blumpkin.

"Yo baby, can you drink my blumpkin juice?"

"Alright, puddin' cheeks."

by thealexzandura March 08, 2011

Reverse blumpkin

the process where a male excretes in that of a females mouth while jerking off.

omg i totaly reverse blumpkind that hoe in the alley

by beelzebabe May 22, 2011

Blumpkin catcher

It eliminates the need for a toilet when receiving a blumpkin

That shawty or there is a blumpkin catcher

by Beastmode#3 June 16, 2018

Blumpkin Blunder

Where the lady becomes pregnant after giving a Blumpkin

"Do you love me mummy?"

"No, you were just a blumpkin blunder!"

by Zikoziko January 19, 2009

Blumpkin's Law

A situation in which a party is promised a specific result in a situation by another party, and the result fails to occur. In those circumstances, the second party must act out the promised original result.

1) You said that chick would blow me, that's some total Blumpkin's Law right there!

by Ernest P. Blumpkin May 14, 2009

running blumpkin

performing 69 while running and deficating at the same time.

I think that raab himself would be all over a running blumpkin after what I saw in that CKY video.

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

Reverse Blumpkin

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the male masturbates into a toilet while simultaneously excreting fecal matter on to the girl's face.

The girl would do anything to get her money back, so I performed a reverse blumpkin on her.

by argonaut7 November 26, 2008