Babie

A girl who is adorable and hs eyes that tell you exactly what she feels on the inside. She loves her friends and family. Shes one of the sweetest girls you wil ever meet. She is very loyal. The one person she loves the most she does'nt trust. She's very guliable and lovable. But shes afraid to give her heart to anyone because she doesn't want to be heart or lose her independance.

Babie is the kind of girl you want as a friend

by biebsj September 14, 2012

Justin Beiber

a gay-boy whos voice could smash windows with its high pitch

infected:OMG! justin beiber is liiikee soo fitaay
me: go drink some hemlock
infected: *gasp* just coz u got no taste in musiic.... you need help giirrrrll *goes off and listens to disney shite
Me: *shudder* must resist genoside. must. resist. *goes off and listens to the yh yh yhs*

beiber fever must. be. cured.

by Dragon_boogies December 13, 2010

Shoe Babies

Shoe babies, are shoes in fact. But they do not come from your typical shoe factory. Their is a quick and easy process in which to create shoe babies.


1) Put Shoe Lace on penis
2) Insert penis in vagina (sex)
3) Have a Little Fun
4) Allow Shoe Lace Fibers to Inter-mix with vagina fibers.

TA-DA you now have shoe babies.

That is the process, while the actual concept is quite difficult.

In order to actually produce shoe babies, you must allow the shoe lace fibers to inter mix with what we call the object fibers.


This Method was discovered by Dr. Thornburg & tested on Dr. Hudson

Damn, last night was so awesome we made Shoe Babies ... twice

by Spazznamedkendall March 19, 2009

Sock Babies

Sock Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching some exercise infomercial or some soft core porn at 2 am. Right when he's about to climax he realizes he has no towel or kleenex so he takes off his sock and blows his load in that.

Hey Dino can i borrow a pair of socks for soccer tonight? Do you have a pair without sock babies?

by leilin May 13, 2005

Beiber

the period of growth of a child well before they reach puberty; espescially when they are at an age where they shouldve hit puberty years ago,

Poor kid, he's only Beiber and his 15!

by Happyfacewithbigsmile April 15, 2010

crack babies

Completely fictional creatures invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.

For absurd definitions see crack baby.

Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

Japanese Babies

A common British Columbian term for tits.

1. "Hey Chingy, lookat dat gurl right durr!"
"Dam she got sum spankin japanese babies."

by Knawmean March 20, 2010