body beard

A body of facial hair that stretches all the way from the sideburns of the face down to the toes. Most noticeable around the neck, where sprouts of hair pop out of an LRG shirt bought off of Karma Loop. The body beard looks best when covered in sour cream from Chipotle Mexican Food and Grill, and girls named Summer tend to love it.

Aww breeaatt! My arm touched the body beard!

by fuggs May 29, 2009

touching beards

A slang word used to describe 'sex'.

Jimmy and Angela were touching beards last night

by PartTim3Hobo July 8, 2016

beardie

A picture taken of your beard that you planning to upload to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat or any other sort of social networking website.

You can rarely see much of the person who is holding the camera aside from their glorious beard. A selfie is usually accompanied by a overwhelming feeling of pride by having a beard worth sharing with the world.

First coined by TeamRock on 1st May 2014 by drivetime radio presenter Dewsbury.

Yeah... me and my beard were out last night taking loads of sick beardies.

by caido_souls May 1, 2014

bearded salami

A penis - The salami being the penis and the beard, the pubes.

First mentioned in romanian profanity: "salam barbos"

Eat bearded salami with the ass!

by Darkindy-UD January 18, 2010

beardazzled

essentially to be dazzled by someone's beard.

John: Wow, did you see Mike's beard?
Will: Chyea! I'm beardazzled!

by na7z March 2, 2014

Toogie Beard

A strand of caramel attached to someones bottom lip that extends downward toward that base of the chin. This is created by the hasty or careless biting-into a Snickers/Milkyway/100 Grand or otherwise caramel-included candy bar. The person must not realize that the caramel is hanging for a Toogie Beard to be genuine. The person will continue to talk, finish eating the candy bar, etc....without knowing that they just grew a Toogie Beard.

A toogie beard is the equivalent of having terrible toilet habits for your mouth.

by Ace Binkley December 24, 2005

social beard

To disguise your true intent in a social interaction by adding elements such as other people or exciting activities to distract those involved from your ultimate goal.

Inviting me was a social beard, he really only wanted to see you.

by Purple Coach June 28, 2010