bastardation

A Noun meaning horrible, shitty, or just in general bad. Usually used to describe a bad version of an original, such as "The bastardation of the song." or "The bastardised version."

"A bastardation of the new movie is coming out in December...."

"The worst bastardation..ever.."

by ~The Sandman~ November 24, 2007

bastardette

a girl bastard

ash ♥ on poker is a bastardette

by beckie.... February 4, 2009

Bastard Licker

Somewhat resembling a douche bag, a bastard licker is not fit to lick a bastard's ass.

A man of low character.

Someone you couldnt take home to mommy.

Someone you would stop your friends from making out with.

He is with his girlfriend checking out that girls ass.. what a Bastard Licker!

by Fatty Bubbles July 20, 2009

bastard

a person i hate

man your a bastard

by warren 764 May 25, 2015

Bastard Maker

A girl who has two kids by two different guys (who aren't around) and then latches on to an unexpecting, sexually inexperienced guy in hopes of spitting out child number three!

Damn dude I can't believe you moved in with Becky, that girl is a bastard maker!

by The Stonewall December 30, 2015

Tinky Bastard

A not-so-well-off person, mostly found wandering the streets of Glasgow with tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks with no t-shirt (exposing their drug ravaged body!).

Steve "Look at that tinky bastard"
Raz "Eh, aken"

by happy_g September 16, 2005

jacksy bastard

Not neccesarily derogatory,a person who has an enviable amount of luck

That geezer from that porn film is a jacksy bastard!.He has got a masive todger,shags top notch totty allday and gets paid for it!! Jacksy Bastard!

by rudi October 29, 2006