Bosom Basher

The act of a male slapping breast so hard that they fly up and hit the female in the face.

LOL YOU JUST GOT DOUBLE SLAPPED, BAI MY POKEMON! Maybe i should be called Bosom Basher

by Ringtailedslasher June 5, 2011

long bagger

A male who inserts his testicles (both) into his own anus allowing them to rub and stimulate his prostrate as he walks around thereby giving him an erection. Usually only able to be accomplished by males with unnaturally stretched scrotums.

That Rick is such a long bagger he spends all his time off walking around his yard long bagging while mowing his lawn.
Ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
I enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now I hope to go pro one day.

by frankhepstien September 16, 2012

Sweaty Basher

A word used by chavs and hipsters to describe somone who listens to Rock or Metal music, as chavs and hipsters have absolutely no taste in music.

Chav 1-Yo bruv u seen dat guy in da metallica tee?

Chav 2- Yo Man watta sweaty basher!

by CorruptedBigC15 January 17, 2013

Harvey Banger

Originally used to describe a powerful shot but has now spread into more general use to describe excellence.

Striker: 'It's a Harvey Banger!'
Striker kicks ball with tremendous force past the goalkeeper.
Goalkeeper: 'Yes it was.'

Person 1: 'This night out is going to be a Harvey Banger'.
Person 2: 'Yes it will'

by OfficialHarveyBanger July 31, 2013

Whale Banger

One who goes after or bangs fat chicks.

"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she was at least 400 pounds, he's a whale banger."

by AlfiePalmer1379 August 19, 2013

watermelon basher

The act of using one's ballsac to bash the head of his partner as hard as possible.

"Hey babe, wanna try the watermelon basher?"

by popillol January 8, 2014

Three bagger

A woman uglier than a two bagger. One bag for her head to stop you seeing her ugly face. A second bag for your head just in case her bag falls off. A third bag containing Viagra so that you can still get it up in case the other bags fall off!

Tracey was such an ugly cow that she was a three bagger. One bag to cover her ugly mug, another to cover mine in case hers fell off and another full of Viagra so that I'd get hard!

by Keepyourhandsoff May 2, 2014