bastard

a person i hate

man your a bastard

by warren 764 May 25, 2015

Bastard Maker

A girl who has two kids by two different guys (who aren't around) and then latches on to an unexpecting, sexually inexperienced guy in hopes of spitting out child number three!

Damn dude I can't believe you moved in with Becky, that girl is a bastard maker!

by The Stonewall December 30, 2015

Tinky Bastard

A not-so-well-off person, mostly found wandering the streets of Glasgow with tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks with no t-shirt (exposing their drug ravaged body!).

Steve "Look at that tinky bastard"
Raz "Eh, aken"

by happy_g September 16, 2005

jacksy bastard

Not neccesarily derogatory,a person who has an enviable amount of luck

That geezer from that porn film is a jacksy bastard!.He has got a masive todger,shags top notch totty allday and gets paid for it!! Jacksy Bastard!

by rudi October 29, 2006

commy bastard

a name for a communist bastard piece of shit

Mrs. Donatello: Do u have ur homework john?
John: Shuddup Mrs. Donatello u commy bastard!

by Taylor_Hub April 20, 2015

rat bastard

an completely wretched and despised person

Get off my case you rat bastard.

by Light Joker November 15, 2004

Goat Bastard

An inhabitant of Narnia who steals your socks

Did that guy just take my sock?
yea that damn goat bastard

by leetleetleeet February 18, 2009