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banned book

a book that the government has forced a specific school library(s) to remove from its shelves and ban checkout of until further notice.
That book is the 3rd-most banned book in the country.
by anonymous December 14, 2022
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Barney

A wanna-be surfer. A guy with a board and racks on his car, but never gets in the water.
What a Barney.
by PajamaJan January 6, 2023
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Barnes and Noble

A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.
“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”

“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 28, 2023
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Shtu-Barnes

adjective: stupid; without thinking

Noun: Idiot
Adjective: That comment was Shtu-Barnes

Noun: Shut up Shtu-Barnes
by Richard Cranium June 25, 2003
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explosive barney

Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!
OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!
by Sgrcbe5 June 7, 2016
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alex barnes

Jacob is a complete retarded for thinking Barney is pink
Alex Barnes or aka Barney is purple not pink Jacob
by Alex Bongabooce April 9, 2017
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flora barnes

the worlds biggest sket/munter that has ever existed
oi, that sket flora barnes should die
by dabxD July 13, 2017
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