Face Bacon

Slapping the shit out of someone until their face is red and sizzling like freshly cooked bacon.

My skank hooker wife kept mouthing off, so I turned around and gave her some face bacon to shut her up.

by FaceBacon July 6, 2009

Bacon Tits

Large male tits that hang down and when heated produce large amounts of grease under the tit area.

Fat Bastard has nice bacon tits from Austin Powers.

by Scott Issac September 17, 2007

vertical bacon

aka a womans private area, also known as gash...

bro, tell your mum to wear pants in future, goddamit i could see her vertical bacon

by G-Pac July 1, 2005

Tofu Bacon

XFD THIS WORD SUCKS SHIT

Tofu bacon: some dumb fat ugly annoying girl in my school is trying to make this legit or something. she posted a facebook note asking to up it, but fuck that

by XFD TOFU BACON SUCKS SHIT October 18, 2008

Emily Bacon

A short, feisty girl. She's beautiful, but she just doesn't know it. She's smart, she won't show it. She's loved, but she feels lonely. She has great friends, but she won't say so. She feels love-deprived, but everyone loves her. She's afraid, afraid of her past. She falls in love too much. She has a broken heart, but she can't show it. She is the best friend you could ever ask for, but she won't agree.

Emily Bacon is very aggressive, but scared; she's feared, but fears death; she's small, but she acts big. Emily Bacon is a different kind of Emily, not like the other Emily's on Urban Dictionary. She stands up for what she believes in, but that never seems to be enough. She's one of those girls you can't help but fall for. Guys are afraid to ask her out because they think she's scary, but this only hurts Emily Bacon more. If you know an Emily Bacon, be kind, generous, loving, thoughtful. Don't hurt Emily Bacon, she's already been through enough pain.

Jake: Wow. I truly hate Emily Bacon, she's so mean and scary!
Averie: You know, saying bad things about her isn't going to change her. Why can't you just be nice, she's been through enough!
Jake: Ohh... I never thought of it that way. Now I feel bad, you know I have wanted to be with Emily Bacon forever?! I love her so much...
Averie: then go ask her out you big dummy!!
Jake: But I'm still equally scared of her!!

by I hate my life... December 4, 2011

Turkey-Baconed

1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.

2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".

This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to analyse the subject, but the intelligent and acute postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed. Thus, it was said that the thread was "turkey-baconed".

by John Q Law January 23, 2009

Bacon Face

The act of hearing a word (usually bacon) and going into a trance, fantasizing about the word that was said

Robert : Yeah so i had the most amazing bacon and....George?

George: *bacon face

by nuggetfaces August 9, 2010