Brandon 

A dickhead that is so damn annoying,like you just want to stab him with a fork repeatedly 😤✌️

‘Hey’

‘shut tf up Brandon’

Brandon by ur gæ mom September 2, 2019

Brandon 

Brandons are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. Usually know for their really massive dicks (🍆) they are exteremly caring and sweet as well as fun. Brandons appear like assholes and meanies, but the people closest to them know deep down they're sweethearts

Friend 1: All the girls are always going after him, why?

Friend 2: Because he's a Brandon

Friend 3: You know they say about Brandons?

All: Big Dicks and even bigger hearts

Brandon by Look at me bitch October 7, 2019

Brandon 

Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day

He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips

Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better

Brandon by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019

Brandon 

Someone who loves Kayla more.

Brandon In fact fact does love Kayla more.

Brandon by Brando2611 October 14, 2019

Brandon 

F-boy.

Brandon is a f boy

Brandon by ñañaññqñqñqljejr October 17, 2019

Brandon 

Absolute Fuck Up. Most likely has acne. Also he is trash at sports game ex: NBA 2k FIFA

Brandon is a fuck up

Brandon by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019

Brandon 

Big dick and extremely sexy amazing hugger and not Awkward at all can definitely talk to girls *wink* *wink* all the girls love him and not single

Brandon is thicc

Brandon by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid November 7, 2019