pants blaster

A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.

Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.

Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.

"Pants blaster," said Syd.

"Open a window," said Geoff.

by scodder May 17, 2010

Basted

a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it

Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted

by phunkmaster June 9, 2009

[beasted]

To be on the receiving end of a brutal ass-whupping in a fight or sporting event.

Tank Abbott got beasted by Kimbo Slice.

by mursedawg June 29, 2008

ghetto blaster

a boom box that shoots a missile, as seen in the james bond film "the living daylights."

Q: "something we're making for the americans. we call it a ghetto blaster!"

by qwelic October 26, 2009

fanny blaster

A fanny blaster is an individual with the ability to blast their fanny; known to scientists as the phenomenon of ejactualating large amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, contributing to global warming considerably.

Also used metephorically to describe someone of a gasey nature, i.e talks a load of shite.

policeman: we have a situation here, can't breathe
emergency services: calm down, whats the assesement?
policeman: we've got us a fanny blaster!

"greg, you complete and utter fanny blaster"

by Luke webb August 10, 2006

booty blaster

One who savagely incinerates, bashes or implodes anus canals and/or rectums

He looks at her with the same intent as does a booty blaster.
Why are you here? You booty blaster.

by Ol' Saint Nigga September 12, 2014

Great Mayo Blaster

When you're girlfriend is hungry for a sandwich, you make her one, with extra mayo...and begin to jerk off. When you are a mere 2-3 pumps away from climax you put your dick in the sandwich which contains boars head cold cuts and extra mayo, and you give her a bite while holding the sandwich together you pump into it, thus 'blasting her' with a combination of semen & hellmanns mayo. Bring out the hellmanns & bring out the best!!

This guy at my favorite jersey deli counter said they were out of mortadella, so he made me a great mayo blaster sandwich and it was too salty!!

by Richard davis October 22, 2008