The Australian sausage roll

When you shit in a womans vagina, squirt tomato sauce on it and bite the shit out of her vagina.

Sheila was a freak, we did the Australian Sausage Roll on her.

by Jonny's lying July 27, 2025

Australian Cobain

when you violently shit yourself

bro im not having a good time right now.

why?

I just Australian Cobained myself in the bathoom- MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!

by cauksukka October 11, 2021

Australian Motorboat

1. Motorboating but down under and bit to the rear.

2. The act of someone oscillating their face back and forth while pressed against your gooch, while making 'brrrrrrr' sounds.

3. Motorboating for your gooch.

Guy 1: Gee this Coronavirus is really allowing me to find out more about what I like in bed
Guy 2: Oh yeah me too, the wife gave me an Australian Motorboat last night it was nuts

by dinkysweets104 February 8, 2021

Australian Waterslide

When a male ejaculates into the center of his partners back and has it slide down their partners back, down the butt-crack where it is then slurped up by yourself or a third person.

Dude you should have seen it Chad had Jason give his girl an Australian Waterslide at the Party last night.

by 95Nobody23 May 9, 2023

Australian Eskimo kiss

An Australian Eskimo kiss is a kiss where you rub one's nose up against the females clitorus with the option of using your tounge to give more pleasure.

Omg!! James's nose is so big I bet he could give a really good Australian Eskimo kiss.

by The Australian Gingerbread Man October 14, 2018

Australian Phone Call

A message from down under, i.e, someone farts in your ear. aka, Aussie Call.

I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.

by PaneraBoy January 7, 2024

Australian Lobotomy

When the good dick scrambles brain from down under

I'm a little delusional Jake gave me an Australian Lobotomy

by Lobotoman5000 October 30, 2017