Like a mullet but down under. Business in the front, party in the back. To do it shave everything in the front pubis area above the lower base of the penis or clitoris. Leave everything lower to grow wild and free.
Since I learned about the Australian Mullet it's the only way I wear my hair "down there". It is very low maintenance but not a wild do nothing bush. It shows a bit of effort but no risk in cutting any of the extra sensitive bits for either of the sexes.
by troyboy4life March 17, 2024
Get the Australian Mulletmug. he said: Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
by wsdfibg;ewrgewiluyy August 1, 2023
Get the that one mad Australian guy in codmug. by Lobotoman5000 October 30, 2017
Get the Australian Lobotomymug. When a male ejaculates into the center of his partners back and has it slide down their partners back, down the butt-crack where it is then slurped up by yourself or a third person.
Dude you should have seen it Chad had Jason give his girl an Australian Waterslide at the Party last night.
by 95Nobody23 May 9, 2023
Get the Australian Waterslidemug. 1. Motorboating but down under and bit to the rear.
2. The act of someone oscillating their face back and forth while pressed against your gooch, while making 'brrrrrrr' sounds.
3. Motorboating for your gooch.
2. The act of someone oscillating their face back and forth while pressed against your gooch, while making 'brrrrrrr' sounds.
3. Motorboating for your gooch.
Guy 1: Gee this Coronavirus is really allowing me to find out more about what I like in bed
Guy 2: Oh yeah me too, the wife gave me an Australian Motorboat last night it was nuts
Guy 2: Oh yeah me too, the wife gave me an Australian Motorboat last night it was nuts
by dinkysweets104 February 8, 2021
Get the Australian Motorboatmug. a person who dost give a fuck about politics and say's the words fuck,shit,cunt, and consistently says fuck off a wank stain
by a person you fucking retard September 29, 2019
Get the TRUE AUSTRALIANmug. *The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
Get the The Great Australian Bitemug.