Itchy Anus 

Itchy Anus is when there is an uncontrollable and unsatisfiable itchy feeling in the anus area. This could cause one to lose all focus on anything else going on because of its powerfull ability to annoy.

Jason: God Damn!! I am going completely mad! I have such bad itchy anus. I scratch and I scratch, but it doesnt seem to go away.

Pete:Well, be careful, don't scratch too hard or you might start bleeding.

Itchy Anus by Androu March 11, 2008

instant deflation of the anus 

when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course), potato salad, rotten meat, burnt plastic and tacos
-similar to power shit

MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.

instant deflation of the anus by luke fortune January 29, 2007

Swamp Anus 

When your butt crack gets very sweaty and swampy. Usually on humid summer days. Sometime has some poo mixed in.

Running really gave me a bad case of swamp anus. And i sharted.

Swamp Anus by H.R. September 10, 2006

Imperforate Anus 

When someone is born without a anus, no shit im actualy serious google it

Nurse 1 : we had a child with Imperforate Anus today
Nurse 2 : LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Imperforate Anus by BIMSface October 23, 2010

soggy anus 

anus which has had many arse orgasms and become extremely tender and moist in the process

"oh god!, my anus wont stop squelching ass discharge i might go to the toilet to clean up my soggy anus"

soggy anus by Swift December 13, 2003

Hanus Anus 

This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.

Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.

Hanus Anus by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010

ouch my anus hurts! 

The sensation one feels after having been sodomised roughly by a pineapple wielding football team.

I got so drunk last night, I can't remember a thing, but ouch My anus hurts!

ouch my anus hurts! by plantariumistically October 20, 2007