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Alex

The slimiest mfs on the planet. Alex's love hentai and are very exclusive with the cocks they suck. Even though they have very low standards, they somehow manage to be the lowest of the low, scurrying around as the lowest dregs of society. They love looking at porn in public and are surprisingly proud about being degenerates.

Many of them blame their faults on their lack of a father and furthermore turn to anime to stir up the smallest of emotions in their cold dead hearts.
Person: Aye bro Alex whatchu doing in the back of the class?
Alex: Mf I'm reading hentai what else do you think I would be doing?
by ilike(wo)men21 November 22, 2021
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Alex is an annoying ass nigger cunt who can't keep his mouth shut to save his life. He also tends to attract to asians, whites, girls name Haley, and girls named Doris. He also tends to like gay men.
Girl:You are such an Alex
Boy:Why? Am i that annoying
by AlexIsANiggerCunt September 13, 2016
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Alex is a fucking cringe-fest. He sucks ass and will never get any. He is probably goth and no one likes him. Autistic guys kiss him. He has a playlist of old memes on youtube and listens to Metallica. He paints his nails like a faggot and "jokingly" does gay shit. But somehow people like him. And surprisingly he is not gay at all. But everyone thinks he is. He hates most memes. Shit like yeet. He dates a Mexican version of Hulk Hogan. He likes Trump. But there is nothing really wrong with that one. He plays guitar and sucks at it. He probably has a D in science. To sum it up, He's a fucking nerd.
Guy 1: Dude look at Alex. Guy 2: He probably only has pimples on his dick
by DamperMicrobe63 November 11, 2019
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A gay ass pussy who watches his mom in the shower and touches his brother when hes sleep.
person 1: wheres cole?
person 2: I don't even know he hasn't left the house ,yesterday he was Alexing
by A1MihgtySo October 13, 2016
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Alex is the type of girl who don't take shit she can be your best Firend but one wrong move and you lose her I have a Alex and she is the most beautiful girl I know she is sweet,caring,fun,cute,hot,sexy and a badass but once you find a Alex never let go of her love her much as you can
Firend:hey who is that she's hot.
Me:that's Alex and she is that she's a Alex for sure.
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A really amazing guy. Great personality and is nice to everyone. Nice to look at.
Wow Alex
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