alaskan crabwalk

The act of finding a solid floor(tile, cement, etc.) and proceeding to get into a crabwalk like stance and taking a shit on the floor and rubbing it around(in a circular motion like Spongebob bringing it around town) with your buttocks.

“Dude, did you see what Paul did at the party yesterday”.
“No, what’d he do”.

“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.

by definitely_not_nave May 26, 2018

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Alaskan Volcano

When ones partner positions themselves on all fours, and the other partner smears cocaine on an enflamed hemorrhoid until it numbs. After losing total feeling in the sphincter nugget, the partner proceeds to bite down on the snow coated bulge until it explodes in his/her mouth.

I went to 18th street and asked a hooker how much would an Alaskan Volcano cost. After explaining what it was, the hooker said about tree fiddy.

by Blame The Clown February 20, 2018

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abbaslou

Sex god

Ex:"Hey David is such a abbaslou"

by Huntertarzan May 10, 2018

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Alaska Lead

An aviation slang for a lead who loves to teach other subordinates a good lesson. He will go and do whatever it takes and no matter the cost just to get a taste of that asshole. Avoid these guys in aviation, if he put it on his resume. It's probably a lie.

I was an Alaska Lead last night, I used a lot off butt holes. Oh well at least mines doesn't hurt.

by a seeker not a destroyer September 7, 2018

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