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Alan

Alan the box
by 808boiz July 27, 2021
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Alan

A man with wit, sense and understanding. Listenener of problems but shy's away from giving advice. Understands there is always 3 sides to a story and believes none before he does actually give his advice. Not always helpfull.. but changes the subject of the situation amd eveyone goes home safe.

Good guy. Everyone need and Alan, Aldo, Alfonso etc in their life. They are fun to have around.
Shit is going Pete Tong!! Wish Alan was here to save the day!

My heads in tatters.. I so wish I was Aldo was here tonight to keep me right and make me happy.
by Alfredo666 September 29, 2023
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Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.
Wow that guy is so hot he must be Alan Browne *proceeds to die of horniness*
by Nintabo November 16, 2020
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Michael Alan Snell

mike is a small man boy who is obsessed with fire trucks. he is a wanna-be fireman who spends all of his time in the fire hall because he thinks he’s cool. he loves to harass me 24/7 ab almonds.
Michael Alan Snell eats ass.
by noone7654 February 11, 2020
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doing an alan

On Pro Evo running down the line then cutting inside just before you reach the bi-line and passing it to a player on the penalty spot, for people with no skillz!
He's fucking doing an alan again

Yeah hes got no Killa Skillz!
by markku007 November 11, 2008
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Alan during polish class

alan has to waer a hoodie during polish class
alan during polish class - waers a hoodie
by habadabalove April 26, 2021
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alan

i don’t think i’m supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.
by myth0ughts August 24, 2023
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