Freedom Friend

A person that you like, care about, and are able to be your best self around. Not a relationship for whatever reasons, but it’s close enough

Ay how’s your Freedom Friend doing, bro?

Oh you mean Nora? Yeah, she’s prolly chillin rn

by Lildaan June 27, 2020

Freedom

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Its Freedom

by abcbca September 21, 2020

Freedom Ultimatum

Demanding either lost freedom(s) is granted, or to be compensated for the loss.

The Freedom Ultimatum he proposed basically said he'd reclaim his birth right to live off the land how he sees fit unless he's compensated with money and healthcare.

by Klueade September 21, 2020

Freedom Briefs

An antiquated pair of dry fit boxer briefs that develop various size holes in the area of the taint, allowing bulges of the scrotum to protrude

Wife: Why the hell do you keep these things?
Wife (5 years later): I thought you threw these out!
Husband: absolutely not, those are my freedom briefs...balls deserve freedom, too....

by Shasta LaShay October 24, 2020

freedom of warship

Da constitutional right dat allows you to board any of our nation's naval battlewagons whenever and however you please.

In the first Casey Ryback film "Under Siege", mercenary William Strannix takes the whole "freedom of warship" to a preposterous degree --- perhaps he did indeed have the right to go aboard the USS Missouri, but that didn't entitle him to take over the ship or harm the crewmembers.

by QuacksO October 6, 2020

Skin-Freedom

Exposing more skin than one would normally show

Have you noticed the skin-freedom that (insert name) has displayed lately?

by PurpleBlood77 October 8, 2020

freedoms

An idiosyncratic traditional trinket of the American people which they receive at birth and are allowed to handle to its full potential once they turn 21. Americans are very fond of their freedoms but will gladly demonstrate them to you if you ask nicely.

Tourist: O herrow, sar, Imma tuwist , wud ju main to sho mi yu fouidumz?
American: Haha, sure pal. Here you go, watch and be amazed! (takes out his freedoms and shows them)
Tourist: OOooh!!!

Peter: Hey John, why you lookin' so down all day?
John: Man..I forgot where I put my freedoms, now I can't find them anywhere..
Peter: ...even the..?
John: Yes, even the gun locker

by SirSchleifchen June 18, 2017