bum gun

a more appropriate word for a bidet.

the bum gun provides a little pleasure while cleaning your bottom.

get that bum gun out of my face!

by Big Lemon August 9, 2012

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO February 2, 2016

bum business

Doing someone up the bum so hard that they can't stand afterwards from the shock of the bum business

I did the bum business so hard last night she face planted the floor afterwards

by Smurf&ducky July 31, 2017

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

by Mahoganay October 12, 2013

Bum Squamp

Typically occurring at a night club or any other social event involving a crowd of people, the Bum Squamp takes affect when you (or a beloved partner) may be dancing and another individual places their butt (intentionally or unintentionally) on yours and begins to gyrate to the rhythm of the music.

That lady last night was totally bump squamping me OR Man I'm getting bum squamped right now OR Man I got a total case of the bum squamps

by Akshaark July 1, 2017

Cheap Bum

someone who is poor and nasty

"i heard that guy is a cheap bum"

by TheRazzleDazzle December 10, 2016

bum mammal

a persons resemblence of something that emerged/lives/born in an anus.similar to shit.waste product of lifebumlooserlow life

used as an insult. especially to rebuke a verbal attack on ones self. fuck off you bum mammal

by dogsy June 18, 2008