the first shit that you pump out of your ass after a rock hard cock has been in it, causing bleeding such that the tip of the shit is coated in red blood.
she told me to pull out cause she was gonna drop a red turtle in my mouth, but instead she smeared it all over my chest
by in the out hole December 24, 2007
Get the Red Turtlemug. When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.
Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
by Carnthepear September 12, 2015
Get the turtle poppingmug. When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.
by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016
Get the gerth turtlemug. Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like.
Friend- "dude where'd you go"
You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"
You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"
by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017
Get the Turtle huntingmug. The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018
Get the SPANKING THE TURTLEmug. by pepsow June 26, 2020
Get the Turtle toadmug. The sexiest character in all of Dr Suess’ books. Anyone who plays the part of the sexy turtle himself is bound to have sex almost everyday. If you have the honor of sleeping with Yertle you instantly become the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius.
by Hurburt December 1, 2019
Get the Yertle the Turtlemug.