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Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.
"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"
by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018
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Oleg on mondays

some peopple have the condition of olegging, which mean that they turn into uncle oleg on monday.
"bro, my friend is uncle oleg rn, he cant stop touching the walls right now. hes Oleg on mondays."
by Russian Attack Helicopter October 20, 2025
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krusty monday

krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000.
"oi blad come w me to krusty mondys yh?" Troops
DT "nah fam ya get me ovs not"
Claude "Wenger out"
Ty "shut up cuz"
Robbie "init krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000. "
by bad man 69 x May 29, 2018
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monday

Having sex with other person.
Your wearing a mans button up, sitting in a gamer chair with a razor sticker on the window. You’re literally just "Monday" to him.
by Mtrinxpo August 3, 2021
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Monday

Well fuck, look at that its Monday.
by The man of blood and death November 10, 2018
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Monday's

Hey John yes George do you know why they call black people Monday's know why because everybody hates Monday's
by George Wallace June 7, 2018
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Migration Monday

Made off of the migration movie where you watch only bird-related movies on Monday nights
Hey guys! Tomorrow is Migration Monday, are you gonna participate?
by kas0 April 29, 2024
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