cancer vase

A hookah

The party I attended had no less than 10 cancer vases

by Bob Da Vinci November 6, 2018

cancer stick

the paper inside of a black and mild

Guy 1: Aye you finna freak that black right?
Guy 2: Yup, we don't fucks with the cancer stick.

by bigguymanry January 30, 2017

cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014

Cancer Stick

A slang word for cigarette, or cigar. A pipe is known as a Cancer Pipe. It is understandable that u use thks word often.

Brother: Hey, can I borrow a Cancer Stick?
Sister: A what?
Brother: A Cancer Stick
Sister: Oh. *pulls out Cancer Stick and they both start smoking*

by DinoRo June 14, 2018

cancer breath

A person who smokes Tobacco. A Cigarette smoker.

Hey Cancer Breath take that stinking Cigarette somewhere else.

by irondukeiv July 2, 2017

Sickticular Cancer

A person who says the word sick way too much.

Dude! quit saying sick so damn much, you're going to catch sickticular cancer!

by Joe & Trev February 1, 2009

ankle cancer

Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.

Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.

So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".

My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.

by "rev" skippy dammit May 5, 2016