Someone who appears to be helpful but really is not helpful at all. Gives you more information than you had previously but not enough to do anything with it.
The IT guy is such a helpful asshole. He told me he knew how to fix my email but he has no intention of fixing it.
by Diet Dr. Pepper9 January 9, 2009
Get the Helpful Assholemug. I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!
by danofiremano December 7, 2013
Get the asshole anacondamug. She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole
by Kgrosho February 12, 2017
Get the golden assholemug. by The real Mike Gleason October 23, 2007
Get the Mc assholemug. A person who's an asshole,dickhead, or douche but is still pretty lovable because they aren't an asshole to the full extent nor a that one relentless shithead who's always giving you a hard time. A lot of sarcastic people are lovable asshole.
Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.
Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 19, 2011
Get the Lovable Assholemug. Not this morning Dean, I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:15 so he can take a look at my anal warts!
by Telephony May 16, 2014
Get the asshole doctormug. A person that talks so much shit, that there face to you looks like an ass. They are cocky, but unattractive, yet they think they are the shit. They are commonly mistaken for duchebags, but dont be fooled.
by Shadacancer May 1, 2010
Get the Asshole facemanmug.