taint weasel

1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint

my ex-girlfriend jackie is a taint weasel. so is jamie.
mike, he is such a taint weasel.

by harry paratestis January 21, 2006

Grot Weasel

1) Character of ill repute

2) A much maligned stink horn (ie a cheesy muck raker, or a batter wrangler)

3) State of ones penis, having engaged in anal intercourse, a la un gritty wick

1) "Look out, here come the fuckin grot weasel"

2) "She hent washed in a while, check out the state on ma fuckin grot weasel"

3) "Cor my weasels all grotty."

by Earl of Grot February 1, 2008

screech my weasel

To take a exquisitely satisfying piss.

I got up after sleeping for 14 hours and immediately schreeched my weasel.

by fett alf June 15, 2004

Screech the Weasel

1) v. to masturbate, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.

2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.

1) Did John come to school today?
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.

2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.

Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.

by DasProfezzional May 4, 2005

cunt weasel

A pussy so nasty that you scream as if a weasel had jumped out.

DUDE, I almost shit my pants, stacy's cunt weasel was so nasty!

by Sean Doyle January 9, 2009

white weasel

This act is preformed by two men, usually gay. Man 'A' uses a little lotion to jerk himself off onto man 'B''s penis. Once this is done man 'A' then jerks off man 'B' using his cum.

Brandon is an expert at the white weasel.

by Doo Doo & Wipe October 23, 2008

steaming weasel

When you take a shit into a condom, freez it and fuck your girlfriend with it.

Gave her the old steaming weasel the other night.

by jduba336 July 29, 2009