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suspended wedgy

A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.
The bergler got a suspended wedgy, and that was what saved us from a home invasion.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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Wedgie

A sharp tug to the rear of the underpants. Named after the British politician Tony Benn or, as he was at the time, the Honourable Anthony Wedgewood-Benn, Viscount Stanhope. As an hereditary member of the House of Lords he was barred from voting in General Elections and from taking a seat in the House of Commons. In order to renounce his title, impossible at the time, he started a campaign of tugging the rear of the underpants of men of influence, on one memorable day in particular scoring wedgies on the Prime Minister, the Duke of Edinburgh, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Soviet Foreign Secretary at one diplomatic reception. He achieved his aim and went on to be a Member of Parliament representing Bristol in the Labour interest.
Cyril Smith's gone commando since Tony wedgies him.
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wedgie

having your pants pulled up your but crack to the point it rips
frankie loves wedgies

frankie uses his sisters bed as a wedgie machine
by mr mystery man 0101 June 10, 2022
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Reggie wedgie

A white slut who cheats on her white boyfriend with black dick or one who only likes black dick.
Mike: “Dude, did you hear? Tiffany’s kid was born!”
Me: “Yeah I know, the baby’s half black, that fucking cheating Reggie Wedgie”
by Bigsac September 4, 2022
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Cum Wedgie

When a male, or female ejaculates into a pair of panties, or underwear whether being their own, or someone else. Will swiftly pull the underwear up to their anus and genitals as hard as possible. Commencing the cum wedgie.
Macy jerked me off into her panties, and did a Cum Wedgie
by Dexmo May 1, 2022
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Wedgie

When you are in a shout down the pub and you are drinking at an accelerated pace, you need to buy and inbetweener
Legend 1: oi C**t your beer is fuller than mine, did you grab a wedgie?!
Legend 2: Yes bruz, I got an inbetweener cos you are a fucking lightweight
by Meli Lama September 21, 2022
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gay removal wedgie

The gay removal wedgie I the removal wedgie but the person getting the wedgie doesn’t have any clothes on other then their underwear so they are left exposed and naked
Mark gave me the gay removal wedgie and I feel so embarrassed because I wasn’t hard at the time
by The thinker maker October 6, 2022
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