Walmart skateboard

The worst fucking skateboards ever.

Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys

by Shizenkai November 13, 2016

Walmart Song

The type of song that would be in an average Walmart commercial.

Do you actually like Thunder by Imagine Dragons? That fucking Walmart Song?

by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023

Walmart

A place where you can find all of your white trash items

Let's go to Walmart jumbo

by What's urban dicktionary March 11, 2017

Walmarting

asking someone to go in walmart to get something and leaving them. in order to get rid of them

Justin:damn nicole getting on my nerves

Tim:bruh why dont you just walmarting her

by timmy2turnt February 4, 2021

Walmart slut

One who buys lingerie and/or non brand name clothing in an attempt to procure wealth, goods and/or men.

If only that Walmart slut could have made it to Victoria’s Secret- they have a sale on black bras and no one would have to see her pasty white strap.

by Jax Loreau January 17, 2025

Walmarted

To purchase an item, use it, and then return it.

I walmarted a hammer so I could finish my project.

by sempd September 11, 2021

Walmart Photographer

A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.

Karen: DM me for photography rates!

A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?

Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)

A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"

by CSM_Hooah June 3, 2019