A super market that everyone complains about but, secretly, any human living in the US has gone there for something.
Shhh... I'm going to Wal-Mart.
by spaventoso July 1, 2005
Get the wal-mart mug.A girl or guy who you wouldn't normally give a second look to, but because they are in Walmart they are totally hot compared to all the other shoppers in the store.
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The art of looking busy while avoiding any real work or contact with management. Employees practicing the shuffle are often seen straightening merchandise, walking displaced items back to their respective department, hiding in plain sight by roaming the store, or taking frequent bathroom breaks.
Man, I got the flu but this bitch manager won't let me go home. Guess I'll do the Wal Mart Shuffle for the rest of the shift.
by AgentX23 March 2, 2009
Get the Wal Mart Shuffle mug.Those who shop exclusively at Walmart. They are identified by their outdated style of dress and hair. Most also have unusual body types and dental configurations thereby giving the impression they are natives of another planet.
by legz2walk April 29, 2008
Get the Walmartians mug.The feeling of euphoria you experience when visiting any Wal-Mart in America. No matter how bad things in your life may be going, you immediately feel so much better when comparing yourself to all the losers in the store.
While picking up some bread, clothes, and a car battery at Wal-Mart, I think to myself, "I'm so depressed. My girlfriend just dumped me for my best friend and my company is laying me off as they downsize. My car also needs a new transmission, the roof on my house is leaking, and my computer got a virus that wiped out the hard drive. But you know what? I'm getting a Wal-Mart high now because at least I'm not that guy." (pointing to the 75 pound weasel-faced man with only three teeth in the beer aisle with an unwashed, thin comb-over, wearing a flannel shirt and smelling like BO, with his 500 pound wife sitting in a Rascal next to him wearing a flower-patterned moo moo, with equally unwashed hair, while they show completely no interest in controling their seven maniac children running all over the store)
by JaggedGDog June 7, 2007
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Get the Wal Mart mug.An expression of disdain exchanged in whispered tones when the type of toothless, obese, meth-addicted, inbred, poverty-stricken, trailer trash that normally shops at Wal-Mart is spotted in a higher-class establishment nearby.
"I was shopping at Target today and some mouth-breather was rummaging through the Garth Brooks CD's while her unwashed rug rats tore the store apart. I think Wal-Mart is leaking."
by CambAngst July 2, 2007
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