and we read the bible

alright kids

and we read the bible like chuck norris ego

by AHHAHAHAHA Lol June 4, 2019

Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.

Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.

by Derra April 1, 2022

reading

when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve

and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire

jhon: was jeffery reading
jeffery: I was driving a plane to blow it up

by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024

Read Colossians

To go poop. Colossians is the shortest book in the Bible and can be read in 3-5 min—while going #2.

After three burritos and a side order of nachos, I snuck away from the family to go read Colossians.

by JC Mathews October 9, 2022

read your pump

To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.

"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"

by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023

bethany read

She is the best person you will ever know. She is hot, understanding, and so amazing. She plays the trumpet, guitar, and piano. She is really good at singing and is so talented. She is also a great person. She is the best thing on this world. And you will fall for her kind eyes, and big heart so fast. But just know she will be there to catch you. -take it from me her girlfriend she is amazing.

Bethany Read is so sexy.

by sparkplug201 October 1, 2018

Please read this dear staff member.

Please accept this as a word definition. I dont care if it's not accepted, but please read it fully. I have a gentle request. Please do not accept name definitions. They destroy this site. If you ever see any of them flagged please delete them. Thank you for reading this, if you are a decent person.

Please read this dear staff member.

by AbCd!2#4 July 6, 2023