University of Waterloo

(aka. "University of Wokerloo", "UWokerloo" or simply "UWoke")

If you want the wokest education in the North American continent, look no further. We have it right here at the University of Waterloo. UWaterloo has established a decades-old reputation for being the undisputed intellectual hothouse for future Wokers and Woke leaders alike, whatwith all the misguided hypocritical liberal-political hogwash that started here.

In other words, if you're looking for academic success here, you will only succeed in getting your brain fried, drained or washed by the pretentious clowns who are there to give you the "waterloo" of a lifetime.

"The University of Waterloo: Ideas Start Here" (followed by an uproar from the social justice WARRIORS!!!)

University of Waterloo by PrehistoricFish April 30, 2022

Saint Joseph's University 

A well-respected school located in West Philadelphia, SJU straddles City Avenue. Saint Joseph's is known for its Haub School of Business and its basketball team, the Hawks. SJU students can be described as snobby but most aren't nearly as bad as those found at Villanova. SJU is small but well known throughout the country and most graduates find good jobs after receiving their diplomas.

The Big 5 consists of Saint Joseph's University, Villanova University, La Salle University, University of Pennsylvania, and Temple University.

Saint Joseph's University by Big5basketball June 25, 2008

University of the Pacific 

University of the Pacific, also known as "Pacific" or "UoP", was founded in 1851. It is a small University in Stockton, CA. Pacific also has two graduate schools outside of Stockton: McGeorge School of Law located in Sacramento and Arthur A. Dugoni School of Dentistry located in San Francisco. The school colors are orange and black. The mascot is a tiger, and is predominately known as "Power Cat."

The main campus is in Stockton where it has it's undergraduate, graduate, and pharmacy schools. The Stockton campus is one of the most beautiful campuses on the West Coast, boasting exquisite brick buildings covered with ivy. The campus has an East Coast feel, yet it stands in the central valley of California. Pacific is nationally known for it's pre-pharm and pre-dentistry programs. Nevertheless, all of the programs at Pacific are prestigious. One of the many, include the Conservatory of Music, which was the first conservatory of music on the West Coast.

Students come to Pacific for small class sizes and friendly faculty. At Pacific, the individual is treated like one, and never as a number. Furthermore, Pacific depends mainly on it's Alumni, and they are very supportive of the University. The Pacific family is one of the best because they always look out for each other. Indeed, a Dean from the dental school once said, "While you are here only for a few years, you are an alumnus for life."

Student: I want to go to a small University that has small class sizes and great aesthetics.

Counselor: Have you considered going to University of the Pacific?

Student: Yeah, but does it have connections after you graduate?

Counselor: Indubitably.

University of the Pacific by quiteintriguing September 19, 2010

Universalistic Sun Worship 

Universalistic Sun Worship is a religion, in which the followers adhere to the 6 principles of Universalistic Sun Worship.
1. The existence of god is impossible to prove (or disprove) and impossible for a human to comprehend its true form; therefore, we give thanks to things we can understand. We praise the Sun and the Earth for providing us with life and sustenance.
2. The Sun is the source of life on Earth. It provides humanity with food (through farms), shelter (through trees), warmth (through electromagnetic radiation) and it allowed star dust to combine and form the rock know as the Earth (through gravity). So we give thanks to the Sun, every day.
3. The Earth, being the second most important object for humanity's survival, so it must be protected and maintained for as long as humanity calls Earth home. We also give thanks to the Earth daily.
4. Humans and animals act based on their beliefs and instincts and since humans have no control over their beliefs or instincts, therefore Universalistic Sun Worshiper believes that all living creatures go to heaven (or some sort of afterlife), are reborn into a new life form, or just die and rot in the Earth. Since it is impossible to know which one is true, it is up to each individual follower to decide which one they believe is true.
5. The Great Hierarchy must be followed.
The Great Hierarchy is as follows: The Sun-The Biosphere-Humanity-Animal Life
The Great Hierarchy generally works as follows: if the Sun is threatened then all things below it must do what is in their power to protect it (although this highly unlikely as the sun is the more powerful then everything currently below it). Next would be the Biosphere. If it is threatened then the Humanity must do what is needed to protect it, even if that means the death of some, but never all, of Humanity. Finally, if humanity is threatened, including a single member, then any number of animals can be killed in order to save its life (although killing in excess should be avoided).
6. All religions are created equally and since any or all of them maybe the true religion of god (if there is a god), then no human can rightly say that a religion is bad or wrong. With the exception of religions that have the consequences of the destruction of the Biosphere, the Sun, or human lives.

Universalistic Sun Worship was founded by Paul Klavins and is subject to change.

Paul Klavins created an intresting religion known as Universalistic Sun Worship.

Universalistic Sun Worship by Paul Klavins October 9, 2007

Mountain Top University 

A faith-based university which claims to be Christ-like ish but is actually an inconsiderate, incompassionate, religiously-fanatical, Christ impractical society. Denies students of fundamental human rights, violates and limits the power of their volition.

"In Mountain Top University we never joke with our rules and regulations." said DSA.

"There are two fathers of love, but as for me, I'm fire!!!!!! " said a regular loony.

"At Mountain Top University we're all prisoners of 'hope'" said the..............

Mountain Top University by Chi fu chen March 3, 2020

sacred heart university

Sacred Heart Univeristy is a small, private Catholic University located on the boarder of Fairfield and Bridgeport. Despite the stereotype of Bridgeport, the area surrounding SHU isn't bad at all- it's actually really safe and you're really close to everything you need, including malls, inexpensive stores, and housing in nice areas that isn't half as expensive as Fairfield. The student body is primarily white, except for a few athletes, and usually come from NJ, NY, Long Island, CT, and Mass. The people are well groomed and usually good looking. You always see a familiar face around, and everyone is pretty friendly to one another- the school spirit is strong. Sacred Heart is a division 1 school in the northeast conference. Going out to clubs and bars can get pretty pricey, considering the most common form of transportation is taxi's/trains and being well dressed is a must, but it's always fun. If you're not so much into the club/bar scene, it's not hard to find a local house party going on. The school is pretty expensive, and the prices of food are ridiculous. Some of the rules are pretty stupid, but if you're decently smart you can get away with anything. The SHUttles take you to the trainstation, mall, grocery store, etc. so you really don't need a car, though it does come in handy. Though it's not an Ivy League school and you don't need to be in the top 5% to get admitted to Sacred Heart, if you don't do your work you won't be able to stay. The reputation of Sacred Heart is a rising one, and the internship/job opportunities they offer are amazing. All in all, if you get your work done you and do well you'll have a good future ahead of you and have a lot of time to have fun, too.

Sacred Heart University a small catholic school with a growing student body and reputation.

I had SHU spam mail

sacred heart university by SHUSTUDENT March 16, 2008

American Military University

A for-profit diploma mill school that preys on active duty military and veterans. Once they dry up all of their VA funding and financial aid, they leave them high and dry with no hope of a decent job, and a lot of debt.

Guy 1- "Should you go to American Military University?"
Guy 2- "No thanks. I think I'll just go to my local community college instead. Everyone is accepted there too, but I do think I'll have to at least take the SAT."

American Military University by Justin Elmo December 13, 2014